this post was submitted on 05 Nov 2023
-34 points (23.4% liked)

Showerthoughts

29959 readers
1410 users here now

A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. A showerthought should offer a unique perspective on an ordinary part of life.

Rules

  1. All posts must be showerthoughts
  2. The entire showerthought must be in the title
  3. Avoid politics
    • 3.1) NEW RULE as of 5 Nov 2024, trying it out
    • 3.2) Political posts often end up being circle jerks (not offering unique perspective) or enflaming (too much work for mods).
    • 3.3) Try c/politicaldiscussion, volunteer as a mod here, or start your own community.
  4. Posts must be original/unique
  5. Adhere to Lemmy's Code of Conduct

founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS
quinten
vatlark
forkball
Thekingoflorda
-34
If you have a kitchen hammer, you should also have a poop knife. (self.showerthoughts)
submitted 1 year ago by over_clox to c/showerthoughts
24 comments fedilink hide all child comments
 

Change my mind.

you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments
[–] muntedcrocodile 1 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Poop knife is a must have. But what am i missing out on with a kitchen hammer.

[–] over_clox 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Tenderizes steak. Advice, don't use the hammer in the restroom, and don't use the knife in the kitchen..

[–] Burninator05 2 points 1 year ago

Clearly the poop hammer is for the restroom to ensure you have fork tender poops and the kitchen knife is for cutting summer sausage into manageable chunks.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Just get a decent sledge and go ham on your ham.

Tenderize the fuck out of everything. Steaks, chicken, pork, fish, eggs, bread, small children, milk, watermelons, you name it.