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'Scripture is very clear': New House Speaker tells Congress God has 'ordained' them (www.alternet.org)

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Republican Speaker of the House Mike Johnson, in his first remarks after being elected Wednesday afternoon, told Members of Congress that “Scripture” and “the Bible” are clear that they have been “ordained” by God.

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[–] afraid_of_zombies 1 points 1 year ago

How about you worship the non-existent Jewish zombie?

Christianity is the only religion that worships a dead god. Maybe that is why it is so violent.