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[–] [email protected] 71 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

This is just because English sucks, or English speaking people suck at naming things. Let me show you how it's done:

In Dutch:

Horseshoe crabs are called "dagger crabs", and look what it's dragging behind.

Cuttlefish are called "ink fish", and tadaa.

Jellyfish are "kwallen", which means roughly "annoying person", and they're pretty annoying.

Bald eagles are "American Eagles", you're welcome.

A sand dollar is called a "sea coin", because of where it lives and what it resembles, which is way more accurate.

And a fly is still a fly.

[–] [email protected] 52 points 1 year ago (1 children)

In Dutch, the Common Drone Fly is also called "Blinde Bij", which means "Blind Bee". This is because this animal is neither blind nor a bee and the Dutch are very good at naming things

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

I read Blinde Bij as Blind Bitch lmao

[–] [email protected] 40 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Animals who do not live up to thier names Dutch edition.

Dagger Crabs - Don't have daggers and not crabs.

Ink Fish - Not actually fish.

Kwallen- Not actually a person.

American Eagles - Found all over Canada and upper Mexico.

Sea Coins - Can't actually be used as coins.

[–] accideath 28 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Canada and Mexico are still America so I‘d say it does live up to its name

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Canada and Mexico are still part of the Americas.

[–] [email protected] -5 points 1 year ago

American doesn't refer to North America in naming animals or its people. No one from Canada or Mexico call themselves American.