For context, they managed to successfully accomplish an impossible task (defeating a Lich with it's minions) to save their tribe's armoury and magical item stash. So their master, an Ancient Red Dragon, will give them an item from his own collection
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...gloves of soul catching, staff of striking, magical tattoos, there are options...
No dick whip? How else do you make every part of your body lethal?
A cockring that shoots magic missiles. They are white of course. That or a hell of a stap on
I was thinking parley keeping a weapon into having the dragon use a combination of them to transmog it into a sentient serpent for the lols.