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‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens (www.theonion.com)

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

Comparing it to cars just makes it even more obvious. You need a license to drive one. If your eyesight is too bad, they won't let you drivr. Your doctor can advise against you driving for many reasons and your license gets revoked.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Also you need insurance which I think would be great for any gun owner anywhere.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

I agree with you on that completely. It just makes sense - which is why it will probably never happen.

[–] Moneo 1 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Also, y'know, cars kill and maim a crazy amount of people and we should be trying to get rid of as many of them too.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

I agree, but at the very least, cars aren't designed with the specific purpose of killing people.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

I agree. Let's put more money into public transport!