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‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens (www.theonion.com)

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[–] Kyrgizion 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You spelled "black" as armed. But otherwise right on the money.

[–] maryjayjay 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

John Hurley was not black

https://www.cpr.org/2023/09/28/arvada-police-good-samaritan-shooter-settlement/

[–] Kyrgizion 4 points 1 year ago

My bad. I distinctly remember ANOTHER case were a good (black) guy with a gun was immediately executed by police as they arrived on the scene. I believe he might have been an armed security guard, but I don't have the mental strength to look it up in detail right now. I'd have to wade through dozens of such articles to find the right one and I'm already depressed enough.