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- I was watching Vinnetou: The Last Shot and then I see The native peer died unexpectedly.
- That's just what happens in the film. What's next, number columns on screen when you started The Matrix? Skipping in Groundhog Day?
Basically the God's email part of Bruce Almighty.
Eventually OP creates a ticket system to manage all the incoming support requests. They finally lose it when Mrs. Johnson has somehow run "sudo rm -rf /" for the 6th time this week and has also somehow managed to disable preserve root.