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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Anon is often crazy.
Anon is often depressed.
Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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Anon finds his slice (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 11 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] PlantDadManGuy 9 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Until they hit 17, tell you they hate you and "ur not my real dad" and steal your car.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Yeah because every kid does that

[–] uranibaba 2 points 11 months ago

This has the feeling of experience, not generalization.

[–] candybrie 18 points 11 months ago

Even if they're your biological kid, you get "I hate you! You're ruining my life!" before they steal your car. I don't know that that's much better. And it's about as true.