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[–] Something_Complex 16 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

I only agree with you because I could stare at the ass of a girl I used to have in my class all day. And I know for a fact I wasn't the only one.

Uffff but yhe that's still my fault and my bad, I shouldn't be asking her to wear more clothes so I can focus

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

A uniform doesn't stop that through, someone who is distracted by girls will continue to be distracted by girls no matter what they are wearing. Same goes for the other way around.

[–] agent_flounder 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

And you failed as a result?

If so, or if not, was that due to the ass or you?

[–] Something_Complex 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Naaah I'm fine homie I'm in uni rn, but still deam that was an ass

[–] agent_flounder 2 points 1 year ago

Right on man. Yeah most folks get a little distracted but keep it together.

For me, History class, the prettiest girl in the school and one of the sweetest. Green eyes like emeralds. Could've just started at her all day but she sat behind in the row over so it would've been kinda obvious lol. Also I wanted to pass lol. I still remember her from time to time.

Best wishes in school.