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[–] RudeOnTuesdays 26 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Maybe it's a "bride of Frankenstein" thing. More of a title than anything.

Though this is the devil they're talking about. Satan could be getting divorced every year and remarrying, or just straight up adding a new "sister-wife" annually.

I legit have not thought this much about real world religion in years.

[–] Buffaloaf 10 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

Same. Now I'm wondering how many kids he has and what their names are.

[–] x4740N 7 points 1 year ago

I wonder if Satan is open to adoption, plenty of people have been called the child of Satan so why not make it official

[–] afraid_of_zombies 2 points 1 year ago

I am betting not many. What are the odds that hell doesn't have a for profit healthcare system? Slim to none especially given where health insurance adjusters end up.