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[–] Chainweasel 132 points 1 year ago (24 children)

Yeah that's bullshit. I live in a very very Amish area and I'm one of the minority who aren't Amish. Most of what people think about them is bullshit. So to hammer a few rumors out:
Electricity is a tool, and you're allowed to have tools in the barn, but not in the house.
A home phone/cell phone is a tool, it can be in the barn but not the house.
A car is a tool, but a photograph is vain. You can own a car but someone who isn't Amish has to drive it.

They all have cell phones, debit cards, vans, refrigerators, etc. They're just super picky about what gets to come inside the house

[–] HardlightCereal 22 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Beds are a tool for sleeping, candles are a tool for seeing, pots are a tool for cooking, spoons are a tool for eating, books are a tool for learning, needles are a tool for sewing. Are those allowed inside the house?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Houses are a tool to make the environment more comfortable......

[–] v81 8 points 1 year ago

Better build the house in a barn then.

That will solve everything!

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