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[–] MiikCheque 32 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (7 children)

how do you pronounce God, goo, grey, great, good, gun, gumption, goofy

plus jif is peanut butter

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago (4 children)

While I agree with you on how it should be pronounced, not a good argument. Giraffe.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Gift without the t, I always say

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago (2 children)

That falls apart when you have all the words like bit and bite, made and mad, same and sam.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I disagree. If the letter your adding is E, it will change the promounciation of the vowel. That's the function of the E. Adding a consonant like t doesn't change the vowel sound (eg. How you would pronounce something like "sif" vs "sift" - no change in the vowel.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Fahrvergnügen

[–] clearleaf 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I would accept gife (rhymes with life) with hard G before I accept jif.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Then go fight the dictionary, both pronunciations are in there

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Gift is closer to gif than giraffe....

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Geordie Laforge thumbs up

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Gin Gist Giraffe Gino Gif Gimp Git Gift

English is crazy so do what you want.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

Giant, geode, gel, george, gerbil. Just sayin'.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago
[–] _stranger_ 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] AEsheron 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

My favorite is the gif of the skubbah diver with a lassear beam on their frickin head.

[–] _stranger_ 1 points 1 year ago
[–] FooBarrington 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

And McAfee!

Sorry, I meant giraffe.

[–] FooBarrington 1 points 1 year ago

I am underappreciated in my time.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I agree with you but I have a simpler argument, which is the mere fact that this exists: https://fileinfo.com/extension/jif

[–] zammy95 1 points 1 year ago

WOAH. Didn't know about this. Maybe I can finally convince my mom... doubt.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

u choose all these unrelated words when theres GIFt

[–] NightAuthor 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] EmpathicVagrant 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I’m seeing vowel consonant vowel, that’s a long U in the new word regardless to what it stands for in the acronym.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Also, if jizz is not spelled as gizz, so why would jif spelled as gif?