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oh, i solved that assignment in school... by finding the algorithm online
You’re hired, welcome to the team!
I had enough colleagues unable to type exactly what they asked me into whatever search engine they preferred to accept your statement. If you don't know how to use a search engine go ask for another job.
And the next day the game starts all over again.
Bonus points for leveraging the work of others contributing to their success
As it should be, there's way too much reengineering of the wheel. Let the big brains of the past do the heavy lifting
screams in that's not the point
Pfft, writing a program that collects user input and displays it is just trite. I'm going to skip straight to building an MMO.
Science-based, 100% dragon MMO or gtfo.
I need 100k in my kick starter by tomorrow, sharp
You're right. The learning is the point. So rather than flail in the dark, why not learn the optimal solution?