I am as stealthy as a fog horn in the night.
this post was submitted on 01 Oct 2023
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To keep it zoologically on theme: https://imgc.allpostersimages.com/img/posters/black-bear-hiding-in-forest_u-L-PZVM640.jpg?artPerspective=n
Fun fact: One of the most recent times I've encountered a bear out on a hike it looked like that. Of course I didn't see it until I got within like 12 ft (~3.3 meters) of it.
We scared the shit out of each other. Basically I saw it and hollered, "Holy shit a bear!" and froze.
Whereas the bear when I hollered the bear looked at me and took off like, "Holy shit a human!"
Fun times, be safe in the woods y'all and be sure your glasses are clean so you can see critters before you're about to step on them.
It also helps when the bears are black in color instead of brown.