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Chess grandmaster Hans Niemann denies using vibrating sex toy to cheat (www.bbc.com)

submitted 11 months ago by TheJims to c/nottheonion

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[–] canthidium 38 points 11 months ago (3 children)

Lol, this story is still going? Didn't this whole thing blow up like 8 months ago or something?

[–] nutandcross 56 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Yeah, still circling the rim

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)

the story just needs to eat more fiber... it will work itself out soon after

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA 4 points 11 months ago

Maybe it's eating the wrong kind of fiber. Too much of that and it binds right up

[–] canthidium 5 points 11 months ago

lmao, nice

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Maybe someone is plugging a book that comes out soon?

[–] Its_not_Dave 2 points 11 months ago

They're plugging something...

[–] twistypencil 0 points 11 months ago

I heard that there was a lawsuit and they settled, so why did this come back