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[–] ObviouslyNotBanana 56 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I don't think using sex toys in a relationship is cheating tbh.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Depends who’s controlling it.

[–] wreckedcarzz 16 points 1 year ago

NSA: giggles from their desk as they tunnel into lovense and control this guys toy and ruin his entire career

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Open communication is key.

If my partner told me upfront that they want to use a vibrator, I'd personally be fine with that. But if they did it secretly, it would call into question our entire history. A good relationship is built on trust and an honest representation of each person's Elo rating.

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Masturbation can't be secret?

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago

Everybody trains with AI. No need to hide it, but also no need to expect disclosure.

[–] idunnololz 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

They should make chess piece shaped butt plugs. Some pieces are just perfect like the bishop.

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana 1 points 1 year ago

The Peasant Plug.