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but i use ddg btw

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[โ€“] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

NOW WE'RE TALKING!

You're getting downvoted but you're on to something...

Let's take your idea and apply it both ways! Are employers willing to give us a 50% increase in pay for getting projects done in half the time? ๐Ÿ˜

Hahaha... No. Hell no.

[โ€“] [email protected] -5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

What if I told you that you are already being paid 50% increase and you only have the option to slow down or find a new job?

Can you imagine a home inspector paid more for inspecting faster or a fireman paid more for putting out a fire faster. For some reason you can see a programmer being paid more for spending less time playing TF2 on the job.