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So are you guys into black or pinto beans? I'm a lentil man myself.
Do lentils count as beans, or just pulses? I'm personally a garbanzo fan myself.
What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean?
Who's there?
And the duck fell out of his bag!
Then the lighthouse radioed back "We are a lighthouse. Your call."
The difference is seeing a garbanzo is not as hot as seeing a chickpea
You don't gotta pay $20 to have a chickpea on you.
This is better than my joke
Or, I'd never let a garbanzo bean in my mouth.
Both of these replies are better than what I said haha
Once you go black you never go back
Just like magick
Human beans
Lentils give me the nastiest farts