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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Do lentils count as beans, or just pulses? I'm personally a garbanzo fan myself.

[–] hockeyboss77 6 points 1 year ago (2 children)

What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean?

[–] 200ok 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] OrteilGenou 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

And the duck fell out of his bag!

[–] Agent641 1 points 1 year ago

Then the lighthouse radioed back "We are a lighthouse. Your call."

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

The difference is seeing a garbanzo is not as hot as seeing a chickpea

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You don't gotta pay $20 to have a chickpea on you.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

This is better than my joke

[–] hockeyboss77 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Or, I'd never let a garbanzo bean in my mouth.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Both of these replies are better than what I said haha