Dad Jokes

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This is a community for sharing those cheesy “dad” jokes that invoke an eye roll or chuckle.

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submitted 1 year ago by Tugboater203 to c/dadjokes

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It was on sail....☠️

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It cost him an arrrm and a leg

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Oh that's why it's wood

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

No no, thankfully he's still got that.

[–] FlyingSquid 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Is it also a hook?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Not always, but most mornings.