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Can he donate like one billion to me first please?
So selfish, he should give me a million, and then give 15usd to literally every single person on the planet (including himself).
I'm practicing for when I'm a billionaire after he gives me a billion dollars this Tuesday.
I'm so poor, even a million would help.
Oh I think a million would dramatically change the lives of 99% of the people on the planet.
No, to me