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[–] pivot_root 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Back when I was a young lad, if you wanted a vomit-covered seat, you had to do it yourself. Young-uns got it way too easy these days, with their new-fangled pre-vomited biohazards. Why, if you wanted hepatitis A or norovirus, you'd have ta get it yerself, dagnammit!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

It seems like nobody wants to vomit these days.