664
Republicans Urge Americans To Look Away From McConnell Or Else They Too Shall Freeze
(www.theonion.com)
this post was submitted on 01 Sep 2023
664 points (98.5% liked)
The Onion
4509 readers
1629 users here now
The Onion
A place to share and discuss stories from The Onion, Clickhole, and other satire.
Great Satire Writing:
founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS
you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments
view the rest of the comments
Looking more and more like the thing from Pan's Labyrinth every day...
I'm a marine biologist. It's obvious he's moulting.
Its his radical final moult, metamorphosing from an aquatic nymph to a winged adult
Is that why he must consume the souls of all the children? For energy for the metamorphosis?
No, that's silly.
He consumes souls to power the deep machines in the darkness.
Ah, I see. And who are you, who are so wise in the ways of science?
I'm just a humble marine biologist.
The sea was angry that day, my friends!
He has not yet attained his final formlessness.
I always thought he looked like a half filled balloon