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Republicans Urge Americans To Look Away From McConnell Or Else They Too Shall Freeze
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No, that's silly.
He consumes souls to power the deep machines in the darkness.
Ah, I see. And who are you, who are so wise in the ways of science?
I'm just a humble marine biologist.
The sea was angry that day, my friends!