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Republicans Urge Americans To Look Away From McConnell Or Else They Too Shall Freeze (www.theonion.com)

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Ah, I see. And who are you, who are so wise in the ways of science?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

I'm just a humble marine biologist.
The sea was angry that day, my friends!