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A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The best ones are thoughts that many people can relate to and they find something funny or interesting in regular stuff.

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[–] bustrpoindextr 56 points 10 months ago (7 children)

Y'all is not Texan. Y'all is Southern and Texas is Southern wannabe.

[–] PP_BOY_ 18 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Texas is a southern wannabee

See also: Florida.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Florida is so redneck that they crossed a threshold into its own category. Florida Man.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago

too weird to live… too rare to die…

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Seriously, I can't believe people try to say its not really the south. Like its literally the furthest south you can go in the US.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 10 months ago (2 children)

It's like Austria. Sure, technically they're German, but they're their own thing

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

"Austria is German(y)" was pushed by a very specific group for a very specific purpose.

The word you want is Germanic. There is a very important distinction between the national and ethnic or cultural terms here.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

Thank you, seriously wasn't trying to make fascist arguments, I promise. Just trying to make a comparison and why certain things can't always be grouped together

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

Goddamn don't let Austrians hear you just called them German

[–] somethingsnappy 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Please, they are like middle earth.

[–] somethingsnappy 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago (2 children)

are they a state or not though.

[–] somethingsnappy 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

US VI and Guam would now like a word as well.

[–] ilex 4 points 10 months ago

Hey now, we have to have a US III, IV, and V, before we get to VI.

[–] ilex 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

yeah but are they the most southern part of the US

[–] ilex 0 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

so you just ignore the "Show context" button then?

[–] ilex 1 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

Their state is solid, versus liquid, gas, or plasma.

But yeah, I get ya. You could be simply skipping my dogshit joke to get to the meat of your question. I don't know their lat and Google is too far.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

You could be simply skipping my dogshit joke to get to the meat of your question

yeah I mean, the joke gets old after awhile.

[–] ilex 0 points 10 months ago
[–] [email protected] 11 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Stranger, I hope you can beat a full house.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

If you use both hands, it'll take half as long.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago

Is it the salsa or is it getting hot in here?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago (1 children)

As a Texan we are not southern ;)

We are sort of western. But yea too late to the party to be southern imo.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Depends. Texas exists as a state in part because southern US farmers ran out of land to grow cotton in. A good chunk of Texas is just an extension of the south. Then again, a good chunk is an extension of Mexico. Tejanos don't get the credit they are due for the formation of the Republic.

[–] Astroturfed 3 points 10 months ago (2 children)

You mean it has a several well developed left wing voting cities between the huge stretches of backwater redneck hellscapes? I'd love to know what makes Texas not southern....

[–] SCB 11 points 10 months ago

Texas is a Southwest state that identifies as Southern, making all of Texas inherently woke

[–] bustrpoindextr 2 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

By that logic Pennsylvania is Southern... And Washington State... And probably most of the country.

[–] Astroturfed -1 points 10 months ago (2 children)

I mean, it's certainly disgusting white trash enough. It's got a lot of similar characteristics. Although I think eating horse turds to celebrate a championship is pretty unique. So they've got that and the throwing batteries at Santa thing to separate themselves. Fuck Philly.

[–] aidan 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] Astroturfed -1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I love not smelling like rotting piss stained rags.

[–] aidan 1 points 10 months ago
[–] bustrpoindextr 1 points 10 months ago

Okay, not my point. The point is that part of the human condition is that the more urban you are the more liberal you will be.

Someone in a rural environment does not see the problems that someone in an urban environment does which means the two groups have different priorities, look at New York. You see the same trend of blue in the cities and great big swaths of red everywhere else. Same for Washington State, same for California, really just pick a state and you're going to see this trend.

It's in no way a uniquely Southern thing. It's just the fact that if your closest neighbor is 3 miles away and you know everyone in town, the scope of your problems are going to be pretty limited. That's because you don't know anyone who has the problems the city folk are complaining about, so the magnitude of the problems are lost on you.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

All'a Y'all better stop clowning on Texas y'all.

[–] ilex 0 points 10 months ago

Who cares? Like really.