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Republican Presidential Candidates Undergo Mandatory Genital Checks Ahead Of First Debate (www.theonion.com)

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (3 children)

just a little package check on the way in, nothing to worry about

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Just one grope, as a treat.

[–] cjthomp 1 points 1 year ago

And when you're famous, they'll let you!

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