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[–] Sanctus 26 points 1 year ago (3 children)

These are the sins Jesus died for, lord forgive me, I'm gonna crank my hog again 🙏

[–] wwaxen 9 points 1 year ago

"Forgive me father, for I have sinned. I've masturbated 9 1/2 times since my last confession."

"And a half?"

"Well, it's 10 times, now."

[–] betterdeadthanreddit 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

They're just seeking insight on why the second coming takes so long to achieve.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Jesus: "Oh I'm coming, alright?!"

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago

Without sin they would be out of business so it's good they can contribute.