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A place for those that got both Autism and ADHD, those confirmed as one and are suspecting they got the other as well, and also everyone who is neither and just genuinely curious.

Since the combo comes with its own set of challenges, this shall be a place to ask for advice, vent, infodump about special interests and/or just vibe and meme.

Please be respectful. General niceness guidelines apply - formal rules will be added later if necessary.

In regards to medication and medical advice: Please take under consideration that this is only an online support community. Offered advice is always an expression of individual opinions or experiences and shall never be taken as substitute for a professional in-person assessment!

This is a SFW community. Sensitive topics are allowed, but must be properly labeled.

More support communities:

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[–] Son_of_dad 38 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Teacher: Welcome to school children, today we will be learning how to do...

Kid: our taxes??

Teacher: no, we're gonna learn outdated modes of counting beans and how to summon Jesus

[–] [email protected] 26 points 2 years ago (3 children)

how to summon Jesus

That could be pretty useful if it worked.

[–] Fuck_u_spez_ 10 points 2 years ago

My friendly neighborhood ~~cult~~ megachurch said all I have to do is fork over 15-20% of my income and Believe for a Miracle™.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Summon jesus on top of your enemies to crush them

[–] Agamemnon 2 points 2 years ago

Bible literalists: "You must accept jesus into your heart"

Interpreted literally: Summon jesus inside your enemies to telefrag them

[–] Ddhuud 2 points 2 years ago

It totally works, but only for his godly part, which is for all intents and purposes completely imperceptible.