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Why can't sailors learn the alphabet? (self.dadjokes)

submitted 2 years ago by Tugboater203 to c/dadjokes

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They keep getting lost at C!

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[–] Agamemnon 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Oh, I thought they all get walked over the plank when they get to the R.

(it's a joke about piracy)

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)

What's a pirates least favorite letter?

Dear Sir or Madam,

Your IP address has been flagged for illegally downloading movies. We will have to suspend your account, pending further investigation.

Sincerely,

The Internet Provider

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

Luckily that letter is a lawsuit waiting to happen where I live.