this post was submitted on 28 Jul 2023
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[–] TeddE 26 points 1 year ago (2 children)

🙄 C'mon, we expect better from you.

Knock knock

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@loopy we have standards around here. 😜

[–] loopy 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Standards? Reminds me of that 12-inch tall king…

Terrible leading, but made a great ruler

[–] Crackhappy 8 points 1 year ago

Why can't noses be twelves inches long? Because then they would be a foot.