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[–] straightjorkin 5 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Do they not cancel each other out at that point?

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA 15 points 1 day ago (1 children)

They merge to form testostrogen, the superhormone that turns frogs gary

[–] straightjorkin 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA 4 points 21 hours ago

you didn't think garys were naturally occurring did you

[–] tanisnikana 17 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Hey, I’m not an endocrinologist, I’m just a henchwoman. I transgend what Big Transgender wants me to transgend.

[–] Chip_Rat 3 points 1 day ago

It's like some people have never heard of The Transagena before....