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[–] [email protected] 34 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago) (1 children)

These are all accurate, except the first Waterfall one, who also doesn't go to Mars.

[–] Davin 21 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Right. They design the whole rocket, spend years to build the rocket exactly according to the design doc, then the rocket explodes on the launchpad and they have to start all over.

[–] keropoktasen 6 points 11 hours ago (2 children)

That's why testing comes before launching.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 hours ago

The build phase took too much time, you now have 1 day to test all the features and design elements of the rocket, because launch day is tomorrow. Good luck!

[–] Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In 1 points 7 hours ago

So, we need waterfall testing to be separated?