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[–] [email protected] 97 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago) (2 children)

The year is 1997. A young boy is about to watch a porn video for the first time on a grainy VHS tape. An older version of himself from the far off year of 2025 appears.

Me: "You know, in the future, you'll make your own porn videos."

90s me: "Wow, you mean I'll get to have lots of hot sex!?!?"

Me: "Ha! No. So Nvidia will release this system called CUDA..."

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 hours ago

Then another company called Deepseek will release a system called low level programming that replaces CUDA.

[–] [email protected] 37 points 9 hours ago (2 children)

I thought this was going to go Watchmen for a moment. Like...

It is 1997, I am a young boy, I am jerking off to a grainy porno playing over stolen cinemax.

It is 2007, i am in my dorm, i am jerking off to a forum thread full of hi-res porno.

It is 2027, i am jerking off to an ai porno stream that mutates to my desires in real time. I am about to nut so hard that it shatters my perception of time.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 minutes ago

Where were you in 2017?

[–] ThePantser 15 points 6 hours ago (2 children)

Oops the stream hallucinated and mutated into a horror show with women with nipples that are mouths and dicks with eyeballs.

[–] Iheartcheese 18 points 6 hours ago

I am about to nut so hard that it shatters my perception of time.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 hours ago

I am about to nut so hard that it shatters my perception of time.

Did I stutter?