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What's next? Picoservices? (medium.com)

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I didn't see this coming and I think it's funny, so I decided to post it here.

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[–] PieMePlenty 14 points 23 hours ago (2 children)

Cant wait to set up a docker container for a service which takes a string input and transforms it into a number as the output. Full logging, its own certificate for encryption of course, 5 page config options and of course documentation. Now, you want to add two numbers together? You got the addition service set up right?

[–] normalexit 7 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

It's a modern day enterprise fizzbuzz: https://github.com/EnterpriseQualityCoding/FizzBuzzEnterpriseEdition

[–] PieMePlenty 3 points 21 hours ago

Oh yeah, this is the stuff business dreams are made of.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 14 hours ago

left-pad as a service.