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Got my vote for Pope, should we need a new one soon.
I must first know his position on pineapple
He prefers the altar boys eat it everyday.
Jesus H Christ
Hey, taking the Lord's Name in vain is blasphemy. Taking little Jimmy in the confessional? Grey area.
H for Hentai?
Harold.
As in "Harold be thy name."
shudders
God dammit.
You are the funniest motherfucker on the internet today.
He goes on the pineapple, spiky part first - the needle-like pokes feel great on the ol' pizzaballs
Given the latest reports, the current Pope is either going to make a full recovery or died a week ago. We'll probably find out in about a week.
This is how I found out the Pope is in poor health.
Given how every election seems to out recently, they're probably going to seek out the vilest, most fascist, hardcore traditionalist they can find who thinks Vatican II was tantamount to a pagan takeover or some shit. Fuuuuck
They already punched the hitler youth tab on their ticket with benedict...
... have you read about any previous popes?
It's only financial greed/dragon-like hoarding that prevents them from amassing a giant army.
Thus the concern. Haha
Pope Francis made a bunch of new Cardinals from all over the world, so nobody knows what will happen.
They're also allowed to name their successors. If he's really as concerned with the direction of the church as he has claimed, you'd think he'd ensure who's gonna be wearing the fancy red shoes in the coming years. But honestly, I think he's not quite as concerned about that as he's lead on. He strikes as me as a radical centrist, it just looks progressive compared to so many of the others.
What if I declare myself pope? 🤔
You got some white smoke to back that up?
exhales his bong rip
Yeah.
David Graeber had a take on that before he died.
If you convince a billion people that you can breathe underwater, and then you go sit at the bottom of a lake, you'll drown.
If you convince a billion people you're the king of France... Then you're the king of France.
So the question becomes, how many Catholic friends do you have?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q5majAET5KA
Pope Pizzaball!