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Man do you like want to hang out, shoot some ketamine and watch YouTube videos?
“Uh, I can’t man. My mom is really sick…”
<<keyboard clacking— silent pause>>
E: “No, I can see she’s not…” …. “…so ketamine and YouTube???”
“… sure, man.”
With pretty much anyone else I'd accept