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Day 38: it's killed Jennings. We have to get it back under control before it's too late.
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this post was submitted on 22 Feb 2025
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This is the time to step back and ask ourselves if women's sex toys have gone too far.
We must go deeper.
Usually clitoral stimulation is more useful than craming something up untip it tickles your eyeball :p
Nah we need to go deeper into dark depraved depths of our dirty deviant desires.
Myeh idk. I'm probably the least qualified person to butt in.
Vanilla sexuality makes me really incomfortable, especially penetrative sex. I prefer things like rigging people, impact play, and RP :p
Otoh, speaking with a lot of other people with vaginas around me, length is usually one of the least important features for penetrative sex. Texture, girth, vibration, clitoral stim, etc almost always rank hier.
But there are indeed some communities like size queens and kings who really enjoy absurdly long - and sometimes large - toys.
Devilish 😈 Do dare dream
No need to be jealous now. There's nothing about this toy that forbids men and enbies from trying it too. ;)
There are very few toys that are exclusive to one body type.
Depending on how creative you are, there are probably no toys that are exclusive to one body type
I wanted to avoid using absolutes but I don't have any counterexamples.
Silicone eggs.
Throat play.
No, thats what the gelatin eggs are for. If it goes near the digestive system it must be either edible or have a flared base.
Safety concerns, fair. Silicone can be warmed/chilled though right? Temperature play?
Sounds like a skill issue.
wdym?
Not yet, there’s only the one of them. Until you see a line of them behind a sofa….