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Wasn't that the second?
I can't remember anymore aside from the best possibility for the future not happening.
Which ever guy the SS let Trump stand there and pose for a picture right after being "shot".
Shot is in quotes because his ear was magically 100% normal a day later.
Just a glitch in the matrix