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[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago (2 children)

The first guy wasn't really an assassin, though. That one was set up

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Wasn't that the second?

I can't remember anymore aside from the best possibility for the future not happening.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Which ever guy the SS let Trump stand there and pose for a picture right after being "shot".

Shot is in quotes because his ear was magically 100% normal a day later.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

Just a glitch in the matrix

[–] Wizard_Pope 1 points 2 days ago

Still. There was at least 1 attempt then.