this post was submitted on 15 Feb 2025
699 points (99.0% liked)

Not The Onion

13631 readers
2153 users here now

Welcome

We're not The Onion! Not affiliated with them in any way! Not operated by them in any way! All the news here is real!

The Rules

Posts must be:

  1. Links to news stories from...
  2. ...credible sources, with...
  3. ...their original headlines, that...
  4. ...would make people who see the headline think, “That has got to be a story from The Onion, America’s Finest News Source.”

Comments must abide by the server rules for Lemmy.world and generally abstain from trollish, bigoted, or otherwise disruptive behavior that makes this community less fun for everyone.

And that’s basically it!

founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS
you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments
[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (4 children)

Just because this is a common enough mistake, I'm going to publicly correct you for the benefit of other people who might see this comment. I apologize.

It's Martial Law. Not Marshall Law.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago

Martial Law and Marital Law is the one that always gets me.

There's a joke in there about strict curfews and domineering personalities, but I can't be bothered to flesh it out.

[–] ivanafterall 4 points 5 days ago (1 children)

It’s Martial Law. Not Marshall Law.

[–] umbraroze 2 points 4 days ago

No, that's martial arts. Martial law involves less improvisation and adaptability. However, it loses to martial science.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Everyone knows it is Martian Law

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Now that explains Musk’s obsession with getting to Mars.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Then the few people who don't are very prolific commenters because it's a mistake I see often.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 days ago

Spread the word!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago

oh man, I knew that. I dunno why i said marshal law lol. Mustn't have been paying enough attention.