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According to many comments, the US government DOES use SQL, and Musk is not understanding much what's going on.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago (10 children)

You save quite a lot of time when working on a database if it's stored in RAM compared to tape, so it does make sense to use that technology

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago (9 children)

Yeah in memory databases can be super fast.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago (8 children)
[–] moseschrute 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Then you lose your database quickly, so it’s still fast

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Your delete is O(1)? Ha! Our delete operation runs in O(0).

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