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According to many comments, the US government DOES use SQL, and Musk is not understanding much what's going on.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

You save quite a lot of time when working on a database if it's stored in RAM compared to tape, so it does make sense to use that technology

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Yeah in memory databases can be super fast.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 hours ago (4 children)
[–] moseschrute 3 points 2 hours ago

Then you lose your database quickly, so it’s still fast

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 hours ago

It in Elon's case, catches fire and locks you in

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 hours ago

My use case is primarily real time data capture - raw log is written to disk and can be recovered from, although at that point we'd have fallen back on the secondary as primary would now be suspect.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

At which point you have to slurp down a few hundred terabytes from the other datacenters when the power turns back on.

This is why Google datacenter managers hesitate to turn off the power even when an employee is in the process of getting electrocuted.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

You have to link a source for something that offhandedly horrific

[–] [email protected] 1 points 49 minutes ago (1 children)

Sadly I cannot, since the source is an ex-Googler I know in person who was there personally. While I fully believe the story, I'm just some rando on the Internet, so you're welcome to take it with the appropriate pile of salt.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 37 minutes ago

Thank you for the honesty, I do believe you fwiw, it's in line with general business practices