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Trump given power to rename Greenland 'Red, White and Blueland' under new bill tabled by Republicans (www.lbc.co.uk)

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https://buddycarter.house.gov/news/documentsingle.aspx?DocumentID=15398

Rep. Earl L. “Buddy” Carter (R-GA) released the following statement today after introducing a bill authorizing President Trump to acquire Greenland and renaming it Red, White, and Blueland:

“America is back and will soon be bigger than ever with the addition of Red, White, and Blueland. President Trump has correctly identified the purchase of what is now Greenland as a national security priority, and we will proudly welcome its people to join the freest nation to ever exist when our Negotiator-in-Chief inks this monumental deal.”

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[–] MissJinx 23 points 1 day ago (2 children)

You know how the germans act when we talk about Hitler?! That will be americans in the future. Like WHAT THE FUCK?

[–] Freefall 10 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

NGL, I am for a future where we survived this and calling someone trump is the modern equal or replacement for Hitler. We already are echoing Rome.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

I want Captain America punching Elon, and Wonder Woman doing the same to Trump. Honestly, we have a rogue's gallery of villains in Project 2025.

[–] MissJinx 2 points 17 hours ago

Why not dream big? Elon is deported to South Africa and has to pay 20% of all his money to US gov to strip him of citzenship

[–] IzzyJ 15 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Its me already

[–] [email protected] 2 points 22 hours ago

I'm with you