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According to many comments, the US government DOES use SQL, and Musk is not understanding much what's going on.

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[–] AeonFelis 36 points 1 day ago (2 children)

All government data is processed using sed.

[–] t_chalco 16 points 20 hours ago

Still more efficient than DOGE.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 23 hours ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 22 hours ago

I feel personally attacked right now.

[–] x00z 2 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Microsoft Access,

unironically.

[–] AeonFelis 1 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Doesn't MS Access still use SQL?

[–] x00z 1 points 9 hours ago

No idea. The only reason I ever used it was to convert an "Access DB Application" to a modern application for a client.

I received the original application and a dump of the all the data for my work, but I have no idea where it came from.