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According to many comments, the US government DOES use SQL, and Musk is not understanding much what's going on.

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[–] [email protected] 287 points 17 hours ago (16 children)

Elon’s shock and fury about the database key sounds like he got a report from an out-of-breath 20 year old DOGE kid who thinks they’re hot shit and discovered some massive flaw.

Elon also seems like the kind of person that believes a database schema is all that’s needed to govern a population.

[–] [email protected] 95 points 16 hours ago (7 children)

He’s mad because it isn’t blockchain

[–] [email protected] 50 points 16 hours ago (6 children)

Goddammit, now you’re giving him ideas.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 13 hours ago

He already wants to replace everything in the US with Blockchain and Crypto scam shit doesn't he?

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