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[–] MTK 19 points 6 hours ago (2 children)

Error handling should only be with "if"

Variable names must be generic and similar to each-other

Debugging is only done with prints

Version numbers must be incoherent, hard to order correctly, contain letters and jump in ways that don't align with the updates done.

[–] Randelung 4 points 2 hours ago

Single letters or UTF8 symbols only. Emojis are encouraged.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Variable names should be var{n} where n = 0, 1, 2...

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 hour ago

Something something the cruelty is the point.