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Danish campaigners are proposing to buy California from the United States and turn it into a territory of Denmark in response to Donald Trump's bid to acquire Greenland. The 'Denmarkification' campaign says it seeks to crowdfund $1 trillion to purchase the US state, after which it plans to instill it with Danish values and make the most of its sunny weather and resources. (...)
(...) Bosses from Danish toy giant Lego would run talks between the US and Denmark, Dutoit told Politico, because 'dealing with children throwing tantrums over missing bricks has made them experts in negotiation.' (...)

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[–] Aztechnology 42 points 19 hours ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 20 points 18 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Aztechnology 18 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Could force us all to speak Danish and I'd still be down

[–] [email protected] 14 points 17 hours ago

No need for that, as I understand it most Danes are able to carry a conversation in English. But you might need to ditch 12h clocks and switch to SI units of measurement.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 16 hours ago
[–] THB 2 points 17 hours ago