[alt text: an opened MUG Root Beer can sits next to a glass full of the same root beer. A hot dog sticks out of the glass that has root beer in it. Caption states: "Don't talk to daddy before he's had his hog dog MUG Root Beer." There's a nice vase containing a Christmas-arrangement in the background]
I like neither hot dogs nor root beer, and yet even I know this is a capital fucking offense