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Why not let workers live in the office? (www.thetimes.com)

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[–] SpaceNoodle 24 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I really shat the yam on that one.

[–] rovingnothing29 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I don't know. I think the opposite of an onion would be an orange not a yam.

[–] ettyblatant 11 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

Well the opposite of eat would be barf, so, "horked the orange"?

Edit: a word

[–] idiomaddict 2 points 2 days ago

I thought horking was snorting. Huh. I wonder whether that’s ever led to communication issues.

[–] rovingnothing29 3 points 2 days ago

That works